Category: Author

  • Lucy and Ricky’s Toilet Paper Caper

    In response to the photo prompt provided by Christine at Stine Writing.
    Welcome to the 6-minute challenge!

    A thick voice laced with a good amount of angst and a heavy Cuban accent, echoes from the bathroom at the end of the hall.

    “Lucy! Lucy! We are out of toilet paper! Bring me the toilet paper please!” His voice holds a note of urgency.

    Lucy looks up from her masterpiece, Ethel takes off, the apartment door slams shut loudly behind her.

    “Lucy! Lucy! Are you there?
    ¡Ay, caramba Lucy!” The voice rises in pitch.

    “Um, no, no I’m not!” Lucy stutters.

    “What?” The voice asks, the t in the word ‘what’ nearly silent as his frustration mounts.

    “Oh! Oh!” The red-headed ball of confusion mutters. “Ok, ok, I’m coming! Keep your pants on!”

    “Lucy, what are you saying?
    Mama Mia, Mira que tiene cosa!” Unintelligent Spanish verbiage fills the narrow hallway.

    “Here you go Ricky! Merry Christmas!” Lucy pushes the entire concoction through the bathroom door.

    Ricky, “ Lucy! You’ve got some ‘splainin to do!”

  • The Last Ornament

    Photograph by Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris

    Boxes and boxes
    of shiny decorations
    fill the organized
    Christmas tub

    Baubles and trinkets
    toys and lights
    tinsel, garland and stars
    wait to trim the tree

    The newest go first
    naturally it may be
    and next the revered
    most loved ages of history

    Interest peaks finding
    last years treats
    each hung on the tree
    with great care

    The sturdy little ornament
    hopeful for a turn
    some years it’s left behind
    inside its cardboard mew

    A tree it seems
    was much too small
    no room for any extra and
    sometimes it’s just forgotten

    Still within its core
    it carries a light
    waiting for the day
    it will sparkle and shine

    the only one on a tree –

  • Yellow Tutu

    Sunday Whirl Wordle #583
    Hosted by bwarren

    breath, spill, yellowing, bluff, torn, fairy, flush, soothed, greedy, safe, raspy, hiss

    The aged fairy looked down at herself. She soothed her torn and yellowing tutu, a spill of tulle loose upon her body. Her raspy breath, greedy for youth, made a soft hiss as it left her thin lips.

    She watched another fairy dancing in the moon lit night as she pirouetted on top of the grassy bluff. Her face, her skin, her body bore the flush of youth.

    The young fairy would stay safe this night. The old fairy turned away, resisting the dark one yet again.

  • Flower Haiku

    CREDIT OF IMAGE: JONATHAN WILKINS ON WIKIMEDIA COMMONS

    in order to kill
    rare and precious flower
    treat it with neglect

  • Midnight

    Picture courtesy of unsplash.com

    Midnight on my deck
    sea breeze picks up
    palm fronds rustle beside me

    Night is cold and clear
    tiny raindrops fall
    insomniac tears coat cool skin

    A dog barks from far away
    his lone cry echoes in the wind
    hours of night slide on by

    Little bats dip and dive
    gorge on insects as they fly
    silent communication

    Close my eyes reaching out
    no longer see or feel you
    you shut the door – gone

  • Perpetual Struggle

    (Personal Note – I am ok. I’ve been sick a long time, I’m hurt and I’m angry – but I’m ok!)

    Weekend Writing Prompt #290 – Perpetual
    Challenge 84 Words
    Hosted by Sammi Cox

    Zazzle.com

    Born into negativity
    married into disapproval
    Disappointment

    Sibling rivalry
    perpetually perpetuated
    Disconnect

    Products of my womb
    now hostile antagonists
    Twice

    Unskilled false dreams
    adversity reigned
    Downtrodden

    Physical body attacks
    pain and disease
    Constant

    Gnarled joints entwine
    form boney cages
    Confined

    Love trust
    loyalty promised
    Broken

    Attach to the unattainable
    heartache despair
    Perpetual loneliness

    Anger steams boils
    overflows into
    Hatred

    One a paragraph
    the other a sentence
    Period

    Release expectations
    leave dysfunctional
    Behind

    Open eyes
    no tears
    Forget

    Will of iron
    will of steel
    Perseverance

  • Reptilian Nose

    By Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris

    Photograph courtesy of petmd.com

    (In response to suggestion from Bartholomew Barker, Poet Extraordinaire and bearer of a cold in his nose … too.)

    The flu it seems,
    has come to me,
    residing in my nose.

    Make no mistake,
    it’s taken shelter I can feel,
    all the way down to my little toes.

    My muscles shiver fever spawned,
    fight to toss the intruder out still,
    flu assaults my poor sore facial hose.

    No longer am I even human,
    my nose is red and so very swollen,
    puffy and red and it grows and grows!

    I can not breathe my eyes do water,
    like a reptile in the midst of summer,
    no other choice but to molt my nose.

    Skin is peeling, nostrils flaring,
    flu puts up an awesome fight,
    I’ve shed that skin now I can doze –

    Until that NyQuil wears off
    at midnight!

  • Grief

    By Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris

    Dreamstime.com

    In response to dVerse’s Meeting the Bar: Zen Poetry

    I grieve
    you say let go
    I let go

    The pain remains
    you say un-attach
    I un-attach

    Tears fall
    you say allow their fall
    I allow their fall

    Water cleanses
    you say look below
    I look below

    Tether is gone
    you say let it go
    I let it go

    Sky meets water
    you say no beginning no end
    I say no beginning no end

  • Twelve Bird Songs Of Christmas

    By Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris

    Picture courtesy of Etsy.com

    On the first day of Christmas
    a bird he sang to me,
    Alone again at Christmas,
    I see!

    On the second day of Christmas
    that bird he sang to me,
    Ten long days to go,
    and alone again at Christmas I see!

    On the third day of Christmas
    silly bird he sang to me,
    Share more crumbs with me,
    ten long days to go,
    and alone again at Christmas I see!

    On the fourth day of Christmas
    same bird he sang to me,
    I thank you for the treat,
    share more crumbs with me,
    ten long days to go,
    and alone again at Christmas I see!

    On the fifth day of Christmas
    stuffed bird he sang to me,
    No more can I eat,
    I thank you for the treat,
    share more crumbs with me,
    ten long days to go,
    and alone again at Christmas I see!

    On the sixth day of Christmas,
    fat bird he sang to me,
    Need somewhere to rest,
    no more can I eat,
    I thank you for the treat,
    share more crumbs with me,
    ten long days to go,
    and alone again at Christmas I see!

    On the seventh day of Christmas,
    sleepy bird he sang to me,
    Comfy silver bedding,
    need somewhere to rest,
    no more can I eat,
    I thank you for the treat,
    share more crumbs with me,
    ten long days to go,
    and alone again at Christmas I see!

    On the eighth day of Christmas,
    flapping bird he sang to me,
    Wonderful herbal bath,
    comfy silver bedding,
    need somewhere to rest,
    no more can I eat,
    I thank you for the treat,
    share more crumbs with me,
    ten long days to go,
    and alone again at Christmas I see!

    On the ninth day of Christmas,
    sputtering bird he sang to me,
    My legs beneath I can not see,
    wonderful herbal bath,
    comfy silver bedding,
    need somewhere to rest,
    no more can I eat,
    I thank you for the treat,
    share more crumbs with me,
    ten long days to go,
    and alone again at Christmas I see!

    On the tenth day of Christmas,
    rotund bird he sang to me,
    I fear I can not leave,
    my legs beneath I can not see,
    wonderful herbal bath,
    comfy silver bedding,
    need somewhere to rest,
    no more can I eat,
    I thank you for the treat,
    share more crumbs with me,
    ten long days to go,
    and alone again at Christmas I see!

    On the eleventh day of Christmas
    pompous bird he sang to me,
    The water’s growing warm,
    I fear I can not leave,
    my legs beneath I can not see,
    wonderful herbal bath,
    comfy silver bedding,
    need somewhere to rest,
    no more can I eat,
    I thank you for the treat,
    share more crumbs with me,
    ten long days to go,
    and alone again at Christmas I see!

    On the twelfth day of Christmas,
    a feast there was for me, that goose he did not sing!
    The water’s growing warm,
    I fear I can not leave,
    my legs beneath I can not see,
    wonderful herbal bath,
    comfy silver bedding,
    need somewhere to rest,
    no more can I eat,
    I thank you for the treat,
    share more crumbs with me,
    ten long days to go,
    and here I am alone again at Christmas I see!

  • Macro-Photography

    By Gypsie -Ami Offenbacher-Ferris

    In response to Cee’s Midweek Madness Challenge (CMMC) for December. The topic is Close Up or Macro.

    Hibiscus Photograph by Gypsie -Ami Offenbacher-Ferris
    Morning Glory Photograph by Gypsie -Ami Offenbacher-Ferris
    Moonflower and Bug Photograph by Gypsie -Ami Offenbacher-Ferris
    Hibiscus Photograph by Gypsie -Ami Offenbacher-Ferris