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Incomprehensibly Provocative

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Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris

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By Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris

Weekend Writing Prompt #256
Hosted by Sammi Cox

We were told to stand in line, hips turned slightly to the right. The modeling coach walked by each one of us, adjusting a shoulder there, a hip there.

She moved in front of me, I smiled in greeting. She sighed and said,

“I don’t want a friend. I want sexy, provocative!”

“I’m incomprehensibly provocative,” I said.

I never graduated modeling school.

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9 responses to “Incomprehensibly Provocative”

  1. Keith's Ramblings Avatar
    Keith’s Ramblings

    At least she tried, never mind!

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    1. (Gypsie) Ami Offenbacher-Ferris Avatar
      (Gypsie) Ami Offenbacher-Ferris

      LOL Yes!! 🤭

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  2. ben Alexander Avatar
    ben Alexander

    Ami, I think your response to the prompt wins the award for funniest!

    Sincerely,
    David

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    1. (Gypsie) Ami Offenbacher-Ferris Avatar
      (Gypsie) Ami Offenbacher-Ferris

      (giggles) It’s 3/4 true too! Thank you David! Love to make others laugh!! 😁

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  3. (Gypsie) Ami Offenbacher-Ferris Avatar
    (Gypsie) Ami Offenbacher-Ferris

    That makes me happy! You are very welcome! 😊

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  4. writingwhatnots Avatar
    writingwhatnots

    I laughed out loud at this Ami. Thank you!

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  5. Bill Avatar
    Bill

    I suppose that learning such things pays well. Nicely told, Gypsie.

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    1. (Gypsie) Ami Offenbacher-Ferris Avatar
      (Gypsie) Ami Offenbacher-Ferris

      I have no idea Bill, as I didn’t make the cut!! LOL Glad of that I am too! 😉

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      1. Bill Avatar
        Bill

        🙂

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