My Neighbor’s A Witch

By Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris

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In response to Stine Writings Simply 6 Minutes Challenge 10/25/22

I tell you true
and this is no lie
My neighbor’s a witch
she really does fly

Sadly for her and for us too
my neighbor needs glasses
Her eyesight’s a fright she lands
each time on her bountiful assets

She practiced and practiced
sticking landings on her broom
Only this time she landed
with a loud thudding boom

Up on my ceiling I now have a hole
where my neighbor she dangles
Stockings, shoes and broken broom
waiting a while before she disentangles

She’s safer where she hangs up there aloft
no more can she thump, bang or crash
All our friends both near and far
are coming soon for a great Halloween bash!

16 responses to “My Neighbor’s A Witch”

  1. What a hilarious poem Ami.

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    1. A silly one for sure. Glad it made you smile Sadje! 😊

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      1. It was perfect for the image

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      2. You’re most welcome

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  2. Reblogged this on Stine Writing and commented:
    Amy’s take on her neighbor?!?!?!?! 🤣

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  3. Hahaha, a hole where she dangles! I can just picture it!

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    1. Oh good. Glad you liked my silly try Di! 😃

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      1. But I love it 💜😻😻

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      2. Wonderful, so glad you do!! 😊🎃😊

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