Hotel Dilemma – A Silly Poem

By Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris

Picture by Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris

Hot or cold
Left or right
Why can’t they ever
get these faucets right?

A giant tub
A massive jacuzzi
The water pressure here
makes a girl so woozy

My toes went in fast
my shivering body followed
Couldn’t wait to dip beneath
it’s warmth and wallow

The water’s reached
it’s highest peak
But it’s internal heater
was on the blink!

The liquid I had perceived
to be roiling hot and luxurious
Was cold as ice forcing me
to exit quite uproariously!


  1. Sadje says:

    What a bummer

    Liked by 1 person

  2. JeanMarie says:

    You were robbed! 😦

    Liked by 1 person

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