Secret Admirer

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A response to Keith’s Rambling’s response The Letter for Sadje’s What Do You See? photo prompt #177, March 13, 2023

Dear Keith,

You do not know me and I realize it’s odd to write a “love-letter” at our age but – oh, this is not a love letter at all! I mean, what I’d like to say is I like you, very much. If you do not like me, that’s ok. Well, of course you do not like me, you’ve never met me so there is that. Should you like to get the chance to like me, not that you have to of course. Like me that is. What I mean to say is, maybe we could meet at McDonald’s sometime and I could give you a shake?

That didn’t quite come out right. What I mean to say is, I’d like to buy you a milkshake if you’d like? I realize you may be lactose intolerant, so many our age are. Not that I’m intimating that you are aged of course or that I am, although if you hope to meet a younger woman at McDonald’s of course that is your choice, it’s just that it wouldn’t be me. So if I see you at McDonald’s with a younger woman I will understand but, would still love to buy you a milkshake, or cola or even a diet soda in case you are diabetic.

I do hope you will reconsider the younger woman and meet me for dinner at your local McDonald’s next Friday evening? I apologize for the delay, but I do have to obtain a passport and then book a flight across the big pond to get to you, so I hope with the time changes and jet lag, that I can get there before they close. By the way, do you prefer a chocolate, vanilla or strawberry milkshake?

P.S. As I’m quite a distance from you, I have asked Sadje to slip my little not-a-love-letter note beneath your door. Cheers!!

Comments

18 responses to “Secret Admirer”

  1. Keith's Ramblings Avatar

    What a lovely letter, thank goodness I didn’t read it by candlelight! Friday it is, and I promise not to have a younger lady with me!

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  2. Indira Avatar

    Nice fun response to Keith. Clever take.

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    1. Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris Avatar

      Thank you Indira! Lucky for him, he’s safe across the “Pond!” 😇

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      1. Indira Avatar

        That’s good news.

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  3. Nicole Horlings Avatar

    This is a really fun response to Keith’s story.

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    1. Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris Avatar

      Thank you so much Nicole! 😊

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  4. Mason Bushell Avatar

    Haha! I hope Keith sees this! What a great response, well done!

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    1. Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris Avatar

      Thank you so much Mason! Keith’s writings often inspire immediate responses within me …. I mean my writing muse of course! 😇

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      1. Mason Bushell Avatar

        I think it a great idea to play off each other like this.

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  5. Sadje Avatar

    This is so good Ami. Love your innovative idea. Keith should be flattered by your offer of milkshake or soda! Thanks for joining in.

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    1. Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris Avatar

      Great prompt Sadje! Thank you! 😊

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      1. Sadje Avatar

        Thanks 🙏🏼

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  6. pensitivity101 Avatar

    Interesting response!!

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    1. Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris Avatar

      Silly response! I’ve responded to Keith’s responses before in jest! 😇

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      1. pensitivity101 Avatar

        Love it and I love his ramblings too. I follow you both.

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      2. Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris Avatar

        Thank you so much Di! And I follow yours as well!! 💙

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