It’s in the Book …

In response to Melissa’s Fandango Flash Fiction Challenge #294
#FFFC

It’s right here in The Dummies 101.0 Book of Raising Humans! I have read this so many times, I can quote it backwards. Not only that, I have taught it in the herd’s puppy-school class every Sunday for the past nine years!

Look, come here and I’ll prove it to you. See, it’s even within the ten paw-prints laid out on the inside front cover, this is how we control them.

Choose the most foul, corrupt, immoral, unintelligent, evil human among them and make him their leader and they will all fall.

You see Princess, all we have to do is wait, and it really will be a dog’s world!

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11 responses to “It’s in the Book …”

  1. Carol anne Avatar

    sooo good 😀 loved it! ❤

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  2. Sadje Avatar

    A very good technique from their leader.

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    1. Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris Avatar

      Seems to be working! LOL 😂

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      1. Sadje Avatar

        💞💞💞

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    2. Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris Avatar

      Seems to be working! LOL 😂

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    3. willowdot21 Avatar

      Oh! This is just so perfect 💜💜💜

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  3. Nicole Horlings Avatar

    Thanks for the laugh, Ami!

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    1. Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris Avatar

      Most certainly Nicole! ☺️

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  4. Melissa Lemay Avatar

    If only it were a dog’s world! What a miraculous world it would be! I’ll wait, pup.❤️

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    1. Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris Avatar

      It’s already a dog-eat-dog world, waiting on the wolves now! Oh wait, they’re here!!

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