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  • Snoodled Caboodle

    By Ami (Gypsie) Offenbacher-Ferris

    Response to word prompt #229

    Caboodle in 78 words

    A caboodle is not like a noodle

    It can never be less

    But I sorely digress

    A caboodle can mean lots of oodles

    Not a wee little mess

    It’s a seriously gigantic abyss

    The best is a snoodled caboodle

    And a snoodled caboodle is not a mess

    It’s not under the legs of a desk

    If you find a snoodled caboodle

    Take care not to bite or even to eat

    It’s not really there and isn’t a treat

  • Free

    By Ami (Gypsie) Offenbacher-Ferris

    My body is an adversary

    one I can not

    fight

    Tortured by day

    tormented at night

    The demon beckons

    with pills to break

    free

    Take these he lies

    and follow me

    Into the land of darkness

    where the damned stay interred

    Come to me now

    the dark spirit urged

    A bright blinding light

    reached from outside my

    tomb

    Listen not to the dark one

    his way leads to doom

    Suffer you will

    and suffer you must

    trapped

    Trusting, feeling, believing

    one day you’ll be

    Free

  • Feelings in Color

    Response to prompt from Gotham Writer’s Interactive workshop – Use color to reflect emotions and/or actions in a poem or story

    Feelings in Color

    by Ami (Gypsie) Offenbacher-Ferris

    When he entered the house

    our house surrounded by lush green bushes

    heavy with welcoming pink and comforting yellow 

    flowering hibiscus

    Their scent wafted in through the white clapboard door

    he left standing open

    I could smell the richness of each flower

    Bright pink sharply citrusy

    The yellow reminding me of warm, sunny days spent on the beach

    He stood there so tall so manly 

    surrounded within an aura of pastel orange

    His face, drawn, pinched. 

    He knew, that I knew and he was afraid

    The orange deepened when he asked if he could come in

    I answered in the most neutral voice I could muster

    much like the neutral he had insisted upon 

    when we chose our new carpet together

    Neutral, yes, that was how I would stay. 

    “It’s your house, no need to ask to come in,” 

    I muttered in neutral beige

    I like beige, it’s comfortable, safe

    I would stay here standing on my beige carpet 

    and remain neutrally beige he responded that this was our house 

    I felt my neutral slip, melting into the darker color 

    of a green so dark it was almost black 

    A red that I dared not release, least it consume me 

    He moved towards me, his hand imploring 

    His sea blue eyes lined with tiny rivers of broken vessels

    Had he been crying? For whom had he been crying?

    For me or for her? 

    Beige dissipated fire red filled my eyes

    filled my soul while my once warm

    beating heart turned ice cold blue 

  • Can You Fly?

    Can You Fly?

    Response to Monday morning poetry word prompt

    aerodynamics

    Aerodynamically speaking humans can not fly

    Not like a bird on the wing uses perfectly constructed wings

    to fly

    Speaking of aerodynamically speaking

    that is to say

    of a bird on the wing

    a peregrine falcon is the fastest

    flyer by far

    Below the deepest blue of the sea

    where nothing can fly

    the many legged crustacean one

    cooked oft in a pot is more aerodynamic

    than a car

    A car proposed to travel man around

    could never fly

    it’s aerodynamic’s designed by man

    not yet

    can not get it off the ground

    But if a falcon can soar as a bird

    on a wing

    and a lobster can fly through the watery abyss

    since a car is fashioned from all of these

    then why oh why can’t I fly?

  • Time to Write

    Time to Write

    Ami (Gypsie) Offenbacher-Ferris

    My daily schedule wound so tight.

    Dinner’s served, the dishes are done,

    Not one little thing’s been left undone.

    Beginning to write, I cannot wait.

    Fingers lift in reverent repose,

    My eyes drift down and see ten tiny

    toes.

    “I cannot sleep, a monster’s under my

    bed! Mommy I need you, to chop off

    their heads.”

    I lift the trembling bundle with hands

    all set to type.

    Turn off the computer

    Maybe tomorrow I’ll get to write!

    Tomorrow has come and gone by the

    wayside

    Another day filled with snacks and

    lunches and carpools

    Wondering where can I write? Where

    can I hide?

    Then it’s time to fill that washer with Tide

    The library stacked with

    confectionery tomes,

    Calling me bribing me hooking me

    tempting me

    Just one I tell myself now adult,

    Only one I swear I won’t get hooked

    Then the hungry kids and even the

    dog wonder why I haven’t cooked!

    I bid farewell to my one true love

    That of a book and those vexing

    written words

    My downfall it is to not have

    discovered ’til now

    I’ll be unable to write once more

    Until probably next Fall!

  • Silly Word Prompt Poem

    – Response to Monday Word Prompt Arctic, Destroy, Experiment

    The first word of the day is arctic,

    to think, to ponder, to write

    is cathartic.

    Then the second word jumps

    up from the page,

    it’s letters destroy the first

    in a haze.

    The last word describes this poem

    to a tee,

    definitely an experiment

    from you on to me.

    Oh wait! I see I must now pause

    he’s inserted a picture

    of old Santa clause.

    Santa please know it’s

    with warm hands and toes

    I lay here and wait

    completely reposed.

    He’ll come here tonight

    from his great Arctic home

    man’s experiment failed

    he’s bringing my tomes!

  • Ramshackle – Response to #227 Word Prompt 97 Words Only

    It sits at the end

    of a street

    made of dirt

    Once somebody’s dream

    a sweet home

    and warm hearth

    The windows all paneled

    in bright colors galore

    desiccated pieces upon the floor

    Ghosts gather round

    in ethereal shrouds

    up and down the shabby old stairs

    Patient as they wait so close

    ramshackle hosts bound

    to a ramshackle home

    No where to go unable to roam

    invisible chains hold their invisible forms

    unheard cries from those so old and forlorn

    In the far distance the dogs

    barking their ancient songs

    of families now lost and forever gone

  • Ruffian Am Not!Response to Monday poetry prompt

    A puffin is not a ruffian at heart

    Neither is a penguin

    and definitely not a startled

    starlings start

    A puppy can be one

    unable to know

    the difference between

    a playful pat or a ruffians blow

    Polar bear cubs

    love to play rough in the snow

    Bouncing and trouncing

    but of course we all know

    The one to watch

    for out in that cold tundra

    is Mama’s Bears ire

    she’ll put you six feet under

    A rabbit, a deer,

    an old one eared fox

    even the meanest of mean

    great antlered ox

    Know nothing of man

    of his needs and his wants

    until that big shotgun

    tears out their guts

    Then when they run

    across mountains and more

    each docile sweet beast

    All ruffians galore

  • “Weekend Writing Prompt #226 – Yard”

    Yard

    By Ami (Gypsie) Offenbacher-Ferris

    A man’s greatest challenge
    is to bring life to a bare yard
    A fathers greatest joy
    to see his children playing there 

    Against the odds of nature
    into sand and soil
    He plants the fertile seeds
    pressing deep into the ground

    No matter sand or desert
    without shade or rain
    Tiny shoots of tender green
    delicately open to the sun

    Finally reaching toward the sky
    higher and higher do they climb
    Only to start all over again
    Mowed down by Dad’s loving hand

  • Portmanteau

    Response to Writer’s Digest prompt 50 words

    If two halves make a whole, then shouldn’t it be

         twalves or twole?

    As I pondered this twisted riddle we shall now call a

         Tiddle, 

    I came upon these there and those and wondered aloud 

    If said out loud, why couldn’t they just be throse?