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  • Haibun

    In response to Frank J. Tassone hosting for dVerse’s Haibun Monday 4-25-22: bird songs

    By Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris

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    lovely woodpecker’s
    rat-a-tat-tat
    heralding spring

    He shows up every morning, tapping and tapping without fail. His little red crest bobbing to and fro; he’s putting on quite a show. Not looking for food, no not this one, a girl of his own is what he wants and soon.

    So, early in the morning and sometimes at dusk; my little friend is out there making a fuss. Night turns into day and day to dusk and the little red-crested woodpecker never gives up. The days grow warmer, the days grow longer. Fragrant
    flowers bloom around him and then; two red-crested heads bobbing together – they’re making a lovely nest!

  • Camp Life

    By Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris

    Photo by Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris

    In response to Lady Jabberwocky’s Prompt of the Week: Letters from CAMP

    The little girl from two campsites down ran up and asked if she could pet my dog. My sweet girl sat quietly beside me, until I told her she could go say hello. Upon being verbally released by my voice, my sweet girl slowly lifted her huge one hundred and twenty-five pound body off the ground and approached the visiting girl; who now stood stock still with her eyes wide and her mouth frozen in a silent “Oh.”

    I explained that my girl was very gentle and loved to be scratched under her chin and behind her ears. When the little girl didn’t move, my sweet girl promptly laid down, rolled over and presented her tummy to the little visitor.

    They became fast friends after that. Whenever the child came to visit, my sweet girl would lay down immediately, so her little girl friend could scratch her belly while sitting on the ground beside her.

    It was on the third day the little girl asked what kind of dog my sweet girl was, because she’d never seen a dog so big before. I explained that she was a mix of a domesticated wolf and a domesticated dog. I used the word domesticated only in explanation to her that none of the animals involved came from the wild.

    For four solid days the child came and spent hours sitting with, petting and playing with my sweet, gentle girl. On the fifth day, the child did not visit but, I could see their very large, brand-new RV was still parked in its camping spot.

    Around mid-afternoon, however, I did have some visitors. Two police vehicles and one animal control truck rolled up in front of my camper, blocking my drive. My sweet girl and I were inside my camper, eating our lunches. The knock on my old steel camper door was none too light.

    It was the animal control person who asked me to step out of my camper, which I did. She asked me if I was housing a wolf in my camper, to which I answered truthfully, no. Then she said they had a report of a dangerous animal being kept on my premises illegally.

    I calmly explained that I owned a very gentle female five year old wolfdog, whom I had owned since she was five weeks old. I also explained that I lived in my camper 24/7 with my sweet girl and the campground and surrounding camp residents knew about and loved her.

    I was asked to show them documentation of her vaccinations, and any licenses I carried. I allowed them to look over all of my sweet girls legal documents. When they finished scrutinizing those, I showed them her Canine Good Citizenship Award as well as her graduation papers for completing puppy and then advanced obedience training.

    By this time the two policemen had gotten out of their cars and were petting and playing gently with my sweet girl. An hour later the legal entourage departed satisfied and all smiles.

    Two hours after that, I had packed up my RV, disconnected all my hook-up’s, filled my propane and gas tank, emptied our waste tanks and my sweet girl and I were on the road, again.

    Prologue: Adding a picture of my “little” girl upon request.

  • Thank You

    By Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris

    photo by ninerio at DeviantArt.com

    In response to the picture prompt above provided by Fantango’s Flash Fiction Challenge

    I thank you for all you do
    Even when your days
    are filled with mundane ways
    You reach out to touch me
    and I thank you

    When your time is short
    and your days are long
    working hard and strong
    You pick up your phone
    and I thank you

    Going against all of the rules
    Meeting in places unknown
    you’ve only ever shown
    a deep care and deep love
    and I thank you

    I thank you for your smile
    I thank you for your kiss
    I thank you for your bliss
    I thank you for your love
    I thank you – I thank you

  • The Daffodil

    By Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris

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    The Sunday Whirl
    Posted by bwarren 04/24/22
    Prompt words: color cloud search earth war suffering next forgive reject kill trenches mass

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    She spoke through clouds
    colored red with the mass
    suffering of humanity

    Her words search those on Earth
    whose ears would not reject
    the message she had for them

    She urged and begged mankind
    to leave their war torn trenches
    behind as they cleaved her heart

    To kill no longer and forgive themselves for their mistreatment
    of each other and of Her

    When next she spoke
    she no longer urged
    and she no longer begged

    Her fury at being ignored
    fractured the seven seas until they
    overflowed their sandy shores

    She spewed from her molten core
    rivers of red hot lava to cover the land
    returning it to its pristine wilderness

    Her ground shuddered toppling snow-capped mountains opening chasms swallowing vile greed

    She blew fearsome cyclonic monsoons
    purifying her air of toxins and waste
    eradicating pestilence and blight

    She cried torrential tears thunder rocked the heavens above as she mourned her many losses

    Her breath gentled parting ashes
    from one green meadow far below
    upon which a single daffodil grew

    (Epilogue: The daffodil symbolizes rebirth and new beginnings.)

  • Incomprehensibly Provocative

    By Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris

    Weekend Writing Prompt #256
    Hosted by Sammi Cox

    We were told to stand in line, hips turned slightly to the right. The modeling coach walked by each one of us, adjusting a shoulder there, a hip there.

    She moved in front of me, I smiled in greeting. She sighed and said,

    “I don’t want a friend. I want sexy, provocative!”

    “I’m incomprehensibly provocative,” I said.

    I never graduated modeling school.

  • Discordant

    By Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris

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    Posted by EM’s Random Word Prompt ~ #127 Prompt Word Discordant

    Like cheap strings
    on a child’s play guitar
    My family is discordant.

    No matter how you twist
    and turn the tuning knobs
    Harmony is impossible to achieve.

    Just as you think a pleasant sound
    might sing from those tightened wires Snap goes one throwing them all out of tune again.

    Friends have tried and professionals
    have been paid thrice over again
    But discordant my family is now
    And discordant it always will be.

  • Breakfast For Two

    By Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris

    Photo Prompt © David Stewart

    Friday Fictioneers for April 8th, 2022 Hosted by Rochelle Wisoff and David Stewart. Write a 100-word story exactly pertaining to the photograph above.

    Genre: Fiction
    Title: Breakfast for Two
    Word Count: 100

    I was literally so excited all week, I could barely function. I found myself starting to cook breakfast for him days before it was time for our second Sunday morning breakfast date.
    Finally, after days and days of worrying over what placemats to use, where the silverware was supposed to be placed; was it salad fork first or spoon? No, spoon goes over the plate, appetizer fork first. Not having appetizers before breakfast. Silly me.
    We were drinking Mimosa’s made with fresh juice I’d squeezed myself.
    The doorbell rang, he was here!
    That’s when the emergency sirens blared to life.

  • Krispy Kreme Donuts

    By Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris

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    Wednesday April 20, 2022 Prompt via Bartholomew Barker that was a combo of the NaNoWriMo prompt and the April Poem-a-Day Challenge prompt from Write Better Poetry.
    Write a poem that anthropomorphizes a kind of food, using at least three of the following six words; or go for extra credit and use all six: Content, Double, Guide, Meet, Pump, Suit.

    Content I was without it
    In fact, I could nearly fit
    into my new double breasted suit.

    But no, you had to guide me to where that chocolate meets the top of that luscious glazed air baked donut, shop.

    The one that pumps air into their
    donuts, making them light and
    fluffy and sweet and oh so good.

    Foul thing you are, you heavenly
    warmed, melted chocolate
    running down the glazed donut sides.

    Calling to me in my waking hours,
    beckoning me in the night to eat,
    eat, even as that blasted insulin needle
    sticks!

  • One Liner Wednesday

    By Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris

    Badge by Laura @ riddlefromthemiddle.com

    One-Liner Wednesday –
    April 20, 2022 Hosted by Linda G. Hill
    If you would like to participate in this prompt, feel free to use the “One-Liner Wednesday
    title in your post then you can ping back there to help your blog get more exposure.

    Remember never to throw stones, they most likely will get thrown back at you and with better aim!
    Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris

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  • The Museum

    By Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris

    Photograph by Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris

    Sunday’s prompt word for Six Sentence Stories hosted by GirlieOnTheEdge and the Prompt Word is Tree.

    Pointing in wonder at the huge thing made of fiberglass, fabric and optical lights behind the thick glass in the museum display, the youngest boy asked his dad what it was.

    The dad looked up and could not believe how tall it was or that something living could ever get so big.

    Amazed, he turned to his own dad, the youngest boys Grandpa and asked if he knew what the thing was that had captured the rapt attention of all of them.

    Their grandpa strained to lift his head, his arthritic neck complaining so loudly, they all heard the ominous popping of his joints as he looked up and up higher and higher.

    When his eyes finally reached the top, a small tear formed in his hazy eye when he told them it had been nearly a hundred years since he had seen one.

    His eyes grew misty as he remembered and told them a story with love and longing how these used to grow by the thousands, created forests and woods and homes for all the wild creatures of the earth and he said with subdued reverence, that’s a replication of a tree my loves, extinct so long ago I’m sad to say and all the children echoed his word with innocent adulation, tree.